DON'T TREAD TACTICAL LIBERTY SHIRT
TAKING BACK OUR LIBERTY: ONE SHIRT AT A TIME
The Deep State fears this shirt. Our intelligence division reports unprecedented levels of freedom and efficiency from citizens wearing this tactical liberty uniform. Now authorized for civilian deployment.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS: ✓ Ultra-soft 100% cotton engineered for maximum comfort and authority ✓ Strategic Visibility Yellow sends a clear message to inefficient bureaucrats ✓ Official Doge Nation "Don't Tread" insignia ✓ Guaranteed to spark revolutionary discourse at family gatherings
PATRIOT FEATURES:
Increases personal liberty radius between 45-47%
Deters inefficient conversations
Projects maximum authority in all situations
Essential gear for true Doge Nation citizens
As per Regulation 1776.420, all properly uniformed citizens must be prepared to explain complex meme history to the uninitiated. Your role as a Doge Nation ambassador demands nothing less.
LIMITED DEPLOYMENT AUTHORIZATION: Once current stock is depleted, reissuance is not guaranteed. Secure yours now to maintain compliance with Doge Nation's recommended patriot outfit guidelines.
TAKING BACK OUR LIBERTY: ONE SHIRT AT A TIME
The Deep State fears this shirt. Our intelligence division reports unprecedented levels of freedom and efficiency from citizens wearing this tactical liberty uniform. Now authorized for civilian deployment.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS: ✓ Ultra-soft 100% cotton engineered for maximum comfort and authority ✓ Strategic Visibility Yellow sends a clear message to inefficient bureaucrats ✓ Official Doge Nation "Don't Tread" insignia ✓ Guaranteed to spark revolutionary discourse at family gatherings
PATRIOT FEATURES:
Increases personal liberty radius between 45-47%
Deters inefficient conversations
Projects maximum authority in all situations
Essential gear for true Doge Nation citizens
As per Regulation 1776.420, all properly uniformed citizens must be prepared to explain complex meme history to the uninitiated. Your role as a Doge Nation ambassador demands nothing less.
LIMITED DEPLOYMENT AUTHORIZATION: Once current stock is depleted, reissuance is not guaranteed. Secure yours now to maintain compliance with Doge Nation's recommended patriot outfit guidelines.
TAKING BACK OUR LIBERTY: ONE SHIRT AT A TIME
The Deep State fears this shirt. Our intelligence division reports unprecedented levels of freedom and efficiency from citizens wearing this tactical liberty uniform. Now authorized for civilian deployment.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS: ✓ Ultra-soft 100% cotton engineered for maximum comfort and authority ✓ Strategic Visibility Yellow sends a clear message to inefficient bureaucrats ✓ Official Doge Nation "Don't Tread" insignia ✓ Guaranteed to spark revolutionary discourse at family gatherings
PATRIOT FEATURES:
Increases personal liberty radius between 45-47%
Deters inefficient conversations
Projects maximum authority in all situations
Essential gear for true Doge Nation citizens
As per Regulation 1776.420, all properly uniformed citizens must be prepared to explain complex meme history to the uninitiated. Your role as a Doge Nation ambassador demands nothing less.
LIMITED DEPLOYMENT AUTHORIZATION: Once current stock is depleted, reissuance is not guaranteed. Secure yours now to maintain compliance with Doge Nation's recommended patriot outfit guidelines.