ELITE PATRIOT OPERATIONS FLAG T-SHIRT
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MISSION BRIEFING:
Intelligence reports confirm: Unauthorized inefficiency levels have reached critical mass. In response, Doge Nation Command has released this distinguished operations-level identifier for immediate civilian deployment. The iconic flag emblem, rendered in regulation gold, serves as both a symbol of liberty and a beacon of streamlined governance. Your acquisition of this elite uniform signals your commitment to the highest standards of patriotic duty.
STRATEGIC SPECIFICATIONS:
Combat-grade 100% cotton construction
Field-tested 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric rating
Enhanced durability via reinforced double seaming
Classified neck and shoulder stability protocols
Superior structural integrity for extended operations
TACTICAL ADVANTAGES:
Precision engineered tubular fabric
Advanced open-end yarn technology
Strategic double reinforcement at critical points
Enhanced shape retention for sustained deployments
Superior command presence in all environments
DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS:
Available in tactical sizes S-3XL
Color: Stealth Black with Authorized Gold Insignia
MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry with maximum efficiency
No classified document bleaching
Iron if diplomatic situation requires
NOTICE: As mandated by Executive Order 69.420, all citizens are advised that acquisition of this uniform may result in immediate elevation of patriot status and increased efficiency ratings.
WARNING: Failure to maintain proper Elite Patriot standards while wearing this uniform may result in immediate efficiency audit.
Intelligence reports confirm: Unauthorized inefficiency levels have reached critical mass. In response, Doge Nation Command has released this distinguished operations-level identifier for immediate civilian deployment. The iconic flag emblem, rendered in regulation gold, serves as both a symbol of liberty and a beacon of streamlined governance. Your acquisition of this elite uniform signals your commitment to the highest standards of patriotic duty.
STRATEGIC SPECIFICATIONS:
Combat-grade 100% cotton construction
Field-tested 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric rating
Enhanced durability via reinforced double seaming
Classified neck and shoulder stability protocols
Superior structural integrity for extended operations
TACTICAL ADVANTAGES:
Precision engineered tubular fabric
Advanced open-end yarn technology
Strategic double reinforcement at critical points
Enhanced shape retention for sustained deployments
Superior command presence in all environments
DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS:
Available in tactical sizes S-3XL
Color: Stealth Black with Authorized Gold Insignia
MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry with maximum efficiency
No classified document bleaching
Iron if diplomatic situation requires
NOTICE: As mandated by Executive Order 69.420, all citizens are advised that acquisition of this uniform may result in immediate elevation of patriot status and increased efficiency ratings.
WARNING: Failure to maintain proper Elite Patriot standards while wearing this uniform may result in immediate efficiency audit.
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MISSION BRIEFING:
Intelligence reports confirm: Unauthorized inefficiency levels have reached critical mass. In response, Doge Nation Command has released this distinguished operations-level identifier for immediate civilian deployment. The iconic flag emblem, rendered in regulation gold, serves as both a symbol of liberty and a beacon of streamlined governance. Your acquisition of this elite uniform signals your commitment to the highest standards of patriotic duty.
STRATEGIC SPECIFICATIONS:
Combat-grade 100% cotton construction
Field-tested 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric rating
Enhanced durability via reinforced double seaming
Classified neck and shoulder stability protocols
Superior structural integrity for extended operations
TACTICAL ADVANTAGES:
Precision engineered tubular fabric
Advanced open-end yarn technology
Strategic double reinforcement at critical points
Enhanced shape retention for sustained deployments
Superior command presence in all environments
DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS:
Available in tactical sizes S-3XL
Color: Stealth Black with Authorized Gold Insignia
MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry with maximum efficiency
No classified document bleaching
Iron if diplomatic situation requires
NOTICE: As mandated by Executive Order 69.420, all citizens are advised that acquisition of this uniform may result in immediate elevation of patriot status and increased efficiency ratings.
WARNING: Failure to maintain proper Elite Patriot standards while wearing this uniform may result in immediate efficiency audit.
Intelligence reports confirm: Unauthorized inefficiency levels have reached critical mass. In response, Doge Nation Command has released this distinguished operations-level identifier for immediate civilian deployment. The iconic flag emblem, rendered in regulation gold, serves as both a symbol of liberty and a beacon of streamlined governance. Your acquisition of this elite uniform signals your commitment to the highest standards of patriotic duty.
STRATEGIC SPECIFICATIONS:
Combat-grade 100% cotton construction
Field-tested 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric rating
Enhanced durability via reinforced double seaming
Classified neck and shoulder stability protocols
Superior structural integrity for extended operations
TACTICAL ADVANTAGES:
Precision engineered tubular fabric
Advanced open-end yarn technology
Strategic double reinforcement at critical points
Enhanced shape retention for sustained deployments
Superior command presence in all environments
DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS:
Available in tactical sizes S-3XL
Color: Stealth Black with Authorized Gold Insignia
MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry with maximum efficiency
No classified document bleaching
Iron if diplomatic situation requires
NOTICE: As mandated by Executive Order 69.420, all citizens are advised that acquisition of this uniform may result in immediate elevation of patriot status and increased efficiency ratings.
WARNING: Failure to maintain proper Elite Patriot standards while wearing this uniform may result in immediate efficiency audit.
MISSION BRIEFING:
Intelligence reports confirm: Unauthorized inefficiency levels have reached critical mass. In response, Doge Nation Command has released this distinguished operations-level identifier for immediate civilian deployment. The iconic flag emblem, rendered in regulation gold, serves as both a symbol of liberty and a beacon of streamlined governance. Your acquisition of this elite uniform signals your commitment to the highest standards of patriotic duty.
STRATEGIC SPECIFICATIONS:
Combat-grade 100% cotton construction
Field-tested 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric rating
Enhanced durability via reinforced double seaming
Classified neck and shoulder stability protocols
Superior structural integrity for extended operations
TACTICAL ADVANTAGES:
Precision engineered tubular fabric
Advanced open-end yarn technology
Strategic double reinforcement at critical points
Enhanced shape retention for sustained deployments
Superior command presence in all environments
DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS:
Available in tactical sizes S-3XL
Color: Stealth Black with Authorized Gold Insignia
MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry with maximum efficiency
No classified document bleaching
Iron if diplomatic situation requires
NOTICE: As mandated by Executive Order 69.420, all citizens are advised that acquisition of this uniform may result in immediate elevation of patriot status and increased efficiency ratings.
WARNING: Failure to maintain proper Elite Patriot standards while wearing this uniform may result in immediate efficiency audit.
Intelligence reports confirm: Unauthorized inefficiency levels have reached critical mass. In response, Doge Nation Command has released this distinguished operations-level identifier for immediate civilian deployment. The iconic flag emblem, rendered in regulation gold, serves as both a symbol of liberty and a beacon of streamlined governance. Your acquisition of this elite uniform signals your commitment to the highest standards of patriotic duty.
STRATEGIC SPECIFICATIONS:
Combat-grade 100% cotton construction
Field-tested 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² fabric rating
Enhanced durability via reinforced double seaming
Classified neck and shoulder stability protocols
Superior structural integrity for extended operations
TACTICAL ADVANTAGES:
Precision engineered tubular fabric
Advanced open-end yarn technology
Strategic double reinforcement at critical points
Enhanced shape retention for sustained deployments
Superior command presence in all environments
DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS:
Available in tactical sizes S-3XL
Color: Stealth Black with Authorized Gold Insignia
MAINTENANCE PROTOCOLS:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry with maximum efficiency
No classified document bleaching
Iron if diplomatic situation requires
NOTICE: As mandated by Executive Order 69.420, all citizens are advised that acquisition of this uniform may result in immediate elevation of patriot status and increased efficiency ratings.
WARNING: Failure to maintain proper Elite Patriot standards while wearing this uniform may result in immediate efficiency audit.